

The
first-classl injuries that Milan continuously suffered from September 2001
to May 2002 are far too many to number - an average of at least four/five
theoretically incompliant first string players who decidedly altered the Devil’s
championship as concerns performance.
The declaration the Managing Director, Adriano Galliani, made while introducing
the new team must be read from this perspective: “MilanLab is a project that
fascinates us more than football stickers”. An expected reference to possible
champions snatched from rival teams by doling out billions. Theoretically
they could work miracles but a simple muscular problem risks keeping them
out for a long spell, hence marking a wrong investment. Almost 200 billion
of the old Italian lira were spent on one of the most impressive campaigns
in history, made unsuccesful by a series of physical problems. The Milan team
has yet to digest the last season’s unlucky experience. Here then is its Management’s
simple and productive trend of thought. Better invest almost 3 million euros
to create a real databank of their players, increasing the possibility of
preserving their psychological and physical integrity rather than enter into
auctions of unknown champions, especially in terms of past pathologies, as
we unfortunately learnt from the Redondo case. The experiment is really innovative
for Italy, but it is certainly not amazing. The thought of creating a bionic
player may seem excessive - it is certain that the high technology system
will help monitor and assess an athlete, in order to increase his physical
potential to the utmost and to prevent possible ailments and dysfunctions.
Nothing must be neglected and left in the hands of fate during this stage
of analysis! Even the most irrelevant details play an important role in this
superprofessional soccer in which economic interests call the shots, often
creating a set of values to the detriment of the sporty spirit. Even a pair
of shoes or the type of fabric used for daily garments could influence the
performance on the field! And in fact the wardrobes of the players concerned
have been virtually restocked. In a nutshell, after preparing an archive of
diagnostic data and having drawn conclusions from the reports of the various
muscular and articular injuries, the Milanese medical staff, thanks to software
and specialized equipment, is able to constantly monitor the pschological
and physical conditions of every player. With a simple test that lasts eight
minutes, to be performed in a bunker laboratory about 100sq.mt large in the
Milanello underground, they will gain specific and exhaustive answers compared
to the traditional medical check up. A sort of integration, naturally non.-invasive,
which the Director Daniele Tognaccini, Milan’s athletic trainer, thus summarizes:
“Practically speaking the investigative stage conducted on a player will consist
in three types of tests. One will define the player’s normal conditions. And
so far there is nothing exceptional. Stage two will analyse the performance
in order to know when the player is at the peak of his physical conditions.
This will yield a detailed answer which, thanks to the aid of artificial intelligence,
will enable the Management to know the physical conditions of those who, during
the purchase stage and the moment of entering the field, hold the fate of
the establishment they play for in their hands, leaving the sphere of non
traceable hypotheses behind.” Concerning this matter, Galliani was quite explicit:
“Today the purchase or sale of a player, in terms of budget, can mean life
or death for the establishment’s accounts. MilanLab will help us in this,
showing us a more or less risky situation which could not be assessed before”.
It could be the obvious solution - the revolutionary factor saves the ‘legs’
and thus the assets of football establishments. Is everything under control?
We are not too sure about that and here the Italian saying seems to fit like
a glove - ‘The Devil seems to have made the pans but not the lids’. If in
fact the mistake in the Redondo matter (the Argentinian champion purchased
by Milan two years ago and never used, not even for a minute, due to a series
of injuries) could be traced back to a risky psychological and physical condition
which could not be assessed with the investigative methods then at hand, there
is no certainty that from now on life will be a bed of roses. Quite the contrary!
In my opinion, the risk of entering a hornet’s nest of hypotheses remains
and its very thought is scary! It could give new energy to the followers of
the sect of “Biscardi”, noisy members of spoken soccer supported by a thousand
ifs and buts. Can you imagine the following medical dispatch on the eve of
a breathtaking derby championship: “A.C. Milan informs that the analyses of
the personal data of Andry Shevchenko supplied by our laboratory strongly
advices to avoid using him during the next match - high risk of injury”. And
if till that moment Sheva had scored constantly and was the man his companions
were psychologically counting on to disrupt rival defense? And who will explain
it to the fans that their man and hope, the one who could win the title or
get close to it, will be kept back because he is a risky asset for the establishment?
And must a trainer, whose credibility and even a year’s work is at stake in
that match, conform with the establishment’s regulations or will he be able
to rebel, supported by an “upheaval” of the populace? Then let us expect,
at least from this angle, an incredibly interesting season filled with food
for talk. If in fact MilanLab seems able to overcome its physical problems
by producing endless data, we have still to see who will be given the task
of practically applying troublesome diagnoses. And they, these champions who
are monitored every second as if they were dispossessed of their very bodies
and had completely delegated their health, fate, potentials and limits - how
will they react on the field to this determinism which, moved by precaution,
will not take chances? Some will swear that despite the test they are able
to shoot a ball into the goal and others, demotivated, will give up, discouraged
by tests that will make them loosers right from the start! The Devil has made
the pan - he must probably hurry and ask artificial intelligence to create
the lids!
Translated by Interpres sas

